Saturday, 25 January 2014

… You might be an architect

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Do you want to be an Architect? Maybe you already are an Architect and wondered if you made the right decision? Times are weird and the economy is making a lot of people who thought they knew they wanted to be an architect re-evaluate their thought process. 

Can you see an X-acto blade from where you are sitting?
… You might be an architect
.
If you cut your finger with an X-acto blade, do you worry about bleeding on your model and not your finger?
… You might be an architect
.
As an adult, do you still buy LEGO’s for yourself?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever slept under your desk?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you like wearing wigs and really large shoes?
… You might be a clown
.
Do most of your books cost at least $79?
… You might be an architect
.
Are those books mostly picture books?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you have more than 2 calculators on your desk?
… You might be an engineer
.
Do you hate the question: “What do you think of my house?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever gone out to a restaurant and thought: “The scale of this space is off.”
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever said: “Are you going to be using all your cardboard?”
… You might be an architect
.
Can you name more than 100 architects but less than 5 interior designers?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you know the names of 30 different shades of blue but not the actual size of a 2×4?
… You might be an interior designer
.
Do you only use a particular type of pen?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you either have a messenger bag or really, really want one? A black one??
… You might be an architect
.
Do you drive a really nice car, have more money than you need, vacation 4 weeks a year, and sleep well at night?
… You might be a Developer
.
Have you ever worn an entire outfit of black clothing?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever dressed up as Le Corbusier at Halloween?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever said with pride: “I haven’t been to sleep in 3 days.
… You might be an architect
.
Do you plan vacations to go see certain buildings?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever thought: “How is that cantilever doing that?” but then realized you don’t care?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you know when to use Elmer’s Glue and when to use rubber cement?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you dream in theory but cry in reality?
… You might be an architect
.
Have you ever said: “Nobody but you will notice that it wasn’t built right.
… You might be a contractor
.
Have you ever said: “Yo trabajo muy duro por lo que me pagan.
… You might be a subcontractor
.
Have you ever spent 70% of the fee on the first 20% of the project?
… You might be an architect
.
Do you complain about the reliance on computers and miss the days of hand drafting?
… You might be an old architect
.
Did you go to school for a really long time, go through a lengthy internship, and take a bunch of hard tests to get licensed?
… You might be a doctor
.
Do people think you are a great person, that you have a fantastic moral compass, and trust you with watching their kids despite just having met you?
… You might be an architect

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